Hyper-Intelligent Blue

Mechanical things breaking down at my house and their workarounds:
1: TV with no working audio. I patched the DVD audio out thru a boombox.
2: computer overheating. Fan control software and occasional frozen gel pack.
3: Lawn mower… where to begin? Replaced with a rotary push model.
4: Droid phone doesn’t recharge well. Spare battery and external charger.
5: Ceiling fan in kid’s room. Use a floor fan.
6: Truck lacks acceleration when engine is cold. I really should take that in someday.